UMBRIA JAZZFEST DOG/THE DOG TO END LESSER MEN
€3
2 LBS
FUEL ‘TIL 6 AM
We don’t joke around in these parts, my friend.
happy (late,sry) 4th from tuscany, y’all! I ate
cornbread
watermelon
a burga
mac n cheese
AND….
4 teenie weenies on one bun
yesterday in honor of OUR MAGNIFICENT NATION. I’ll have the photos up real soon, promise.
Guess what y’all. I went to Portland and I don’t think I even ate a single Dawg. Talked about it a lot, oh yes that’s for sure, and ate a good many other wonderful things. But nope, no sir, no dogs.
Sincerest apologies to all. Please forgive and may we all just hope there is a next time so I may redeem myself.
We now have a space where we can grill real hot dogs in a real fire in our real garden. ps we want you here.
bfast: old chocolate covered mini donuts, handful of doritos
lunch: dat dog keilbasa with relish, onions, mustard, cheese, and some other stuff
took a break from eating and went to the insectarium and aquarium
paid bills, bought a stamp, mailed some things
dinner: strawberry icee and laffy taffy (no new jokes to report)
desert: 4 oranges, some fancy cheese with a dorito-orange rind (everything is cyclical), and 5 episodes of skins




